Fitz: The Master

We all know that our benevolent leader, Nick Fitzgerald, can do it all on the gridiron, but did you know that his talents extend to off the field as well? Let's take a look:

He Stuffed a Traitorous Nerd In a Locker

He Slew the Prince of the Night

He Won the Belt at Wrestlemania IV

He Jumped the Caesar's Palace Fountains

He Saved Peasants From a Dragon

He Made the Kessel Run In 12 Parsecs

Dear eight pound baby Jesus, is there anything Fitz can't do? Hey, Heisman voters, take notes nerds!